i love fucking girls and eating cocaine
A retarded lecturer of mine adressed me as "Fern"...
Now my other lecturers have started calling me Fern as a joke….
So apparently one of my flat-mates has a bet about...
due to the fact most my closest friends are gay and I keep getting screwed over by dickheads…
Reblog if you think that Miranda Hart and David...
I like it when guys work at subway, cause then...
Just booked my train to London!
I’m so freaking pumped! can’t wait to see everyone!
Got new shoes today, hopefully getting my nose...
apparently I distract myself from thinking with new things.. this might get expensive